Infamous quotes part one...

Welcome to your allotted millisecond of "me time!" (thanks for spending your momentary sanity with me! <3) Here are some quotes from my sweetturds this weekend with very little context for your reading pleasure.

"Yeah, I want to not clean that up." (I told him to either clean up the play dough or finish playing with it, and he walked away.)

"You said we could have a surprise. So I need one." (definitely did not.)

The heaviest and most dramatic sigh "Mama I TOLD YOU that." (*hello* Mr. slice of attitude.)

"My teacher told me I could have a treat when I get home. So that's what she said!" (that's definitely not how that works lol)

"I want everyone to watch how I can pee standing up" (yeahno. we had a talk about that one, lol.)

"I AM TELLING ON YOU. OH YES I AM... MAMA!!! T looked at my toyyyyy!" (*eyeroll*)

"I want to watch that cars movie. So I can show you that I need that toy in the store." (I mean hey, I'm all for a detailed, well-explained argument lol)

"I am not going in that pool."

"Ok, that's fine! But I am going to go in." (it's a small pool on our fenced-in deck. Yessss keyboard warriors, always supervised and locked up when not in use.)

"That's it, I am going in that pool."

I like my sweetturds to have some gumption. Because truly I believe in this world you need to be able to express your opinions and stand your ground when it comes to important issues. I knock it down a notch and correct when it becomes disrespectful, for sure.

In public, my kids can be wallflowers that you swear would never cause a single problem, and you question whether or not they have ever actually had a minute of social interaction. Or, they are dementor wildfires that embarrass us to absolutely no end, and make people question why we were ever allowed to bring these little bundles of chaos home from the hospital.

At the end of the day, aren't we are all doing what we can to try to raise respectful little humans with even a lick of values?? Sometimes I win, and sometimes I get utterly schooled by the mini-me's.

Until next time, friends! My youngest dementor won't stop screaming because his dad handed him a wipe incorrectly...

xoxo

Madi